At first you don’t see him.
All is dark. Even though the room is full, packed with people, absolute
silence reigns. You’ve waited several hours for this. Now you wait some
more. He’s coming. You can feel it.
There is a throbbing low note
coming from somewhere. The suspense is almost unbearable. Suddenly…
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Brilliant
light springs up from inside the five burnished copper timpani—dense smoke
billows—it clears slightly—and there he is—dramatically lit from below—The
Magnificent Delaney! And he is splendid, oh so splendid! Deeply tanned
by the Benidorm sun, resplendent in a beautifully cut tuxedo, elegant
and imposing, this is the man we have all been waiting for.
‘Oh, isn’t he handsome,’ breathes
my wife.
‘Just you watch it,’ I say.
As he caresses the timps, darting
nimbly between them, he smiles. The diamond in his back tooth gleams suddenly
in a spotlight, sending out a brief cruciform flash, the superman sign
of the superhero. The synthesizer swells to a famous tune and suddenly
Delaney goes berserk. His smile tightens and he explodes into action.
It is the barrage of El Alamein all over again. Giant sound waves hit
you in the chest. In the excitement you forget to breathe. Then he turns
and runs.
With a quick dash and a leap he
is up on to the rostrum at the back, behind his kit. At once he is away
into a rapid break, the twin bass drums of his trademark beating out their
frantic tattoo. The rostrum revolves slowly, flashing coloured lights
and showing him working away from all perspectives. When he has his back
to you his feet are visible. The bass drum pedals are moving so fast as
to be a blur.
In this first flurry of movement
he is already doing impossible things on the drums. Were the room filled
at this moment with hundreds of other drummers his first five minutes
alone would be enough for an entire drum clinic.
He is back on the timps again for
a moment. Then he rushes over to a military side drum, slips into the
harness and marches out with a whistle between his teeth, marking time
at the microphone. After a moment he changes to another, deeper side drum,
parading before us with a rat-a-tat-a-tat-brrrr-rat-a-tat-a-tat and a
blast of the whistle. With a quick movement he releases the drum from
the strap and hurls it at the audience. We duck, but a man has magically
appeared to catch it. He is over at the gongs now, hitting the huge tam–tams
for all he is worth. One of them falls completely to pieces when he strikes
it and he tosses the wreckage to the floor. Another has been hung too
high to reach so he hurls a huge beater at it.
Now he’s at the tubular bells,
giving us the carillon at Notre Dame. We look around instinctively for
the hunchback. But this short, wiry man doesn’t fit the role. He is all
over the stage in a blast of action that leaves us breathless. But he
is not short of breath and he shows us no mercy.
This is the man whom we have loved
and respected right from the start, when we first saw and heard him with
the great Geraldo orchestra in the 1940s. Eric recently celebrated his
77th birthday. He is built like a rock and appears to be a well preserved
40. Even after three or four blistering numbers he is still elegant and
composed: we are the ones who are exhausted.
He comes to the microphone and
speaks.
‘Remember the big bands?’ he says
in the familiar growl. ‘When we played at dances the people used to gather
around the stage and sit on the floor to listen.’
I'm sitting with my wife at a table
nearby. He introduces me to the crowd, and there is a roar of appreciation.
These people know all the names, remember the good times we all used to
have with the great big bands.
Those were the days, yes sir!
The large orchestral background
he is using was created for him by his friend Robert Farnon. The music
whispers and thunders all around us, big bands playing beloved Glenn Miller,
Ron Goodwin and Gene Krupa scores, while Eric darts around in front hitting
everything in sight. How does he do that? My Goodness, I can hardly
raise myself gracefully out of a deep armchair these days and he’s cavorting
all over the stage like a ten year old.
Eric is up at the mike again, hitting
two sticks together. ‘Look, no drums,’ he mutters. Then it’s ding–ding–a–ding
with tiny finger cymbals. By the time his show has finished we’ve seen
and heard every item of a percussionist’s kit.
At last he stops and says, ‘I’ve
had it,’ or words to that effect. I’m glad he has stopped. At times I
have feared for him, so violent was his assault on everything. A lesser
man would have collapsed long ago. But then, with another flash of the
diamond, he does two encores, gets the people to come on the floor to
jitterbug, and ends up with a dazzling exhibition of tuneable timpani
control. He goes from triple piano to triple thunderbolt. There is an
enormous explosion, another cloud of smoke and he disappears, like the
Demon King in pantomime. What a showman! What a show! The Magnificent
Delaney! The applause goes on and on, but he is nowhere to be seen.
When the place has cleared he reappears,
dressed all in black. A huge, tough looking Swedish man has been in to
see the show every night for a week. When Eric emerges from his dressing
room the man falls to his knees, grabs Eric’s hand and kisses it. Rising,
he embraces Eric in a bear hug. He is as drunk as a skunk, and he is weeping
with emotion. Eric smiles and pats his back. He is well aware of the effect
he can have on others.
I say to him, ‘Well, I knew you
were good, but I didn’t know you were that good.’ I worked with
him in his big band now and then in the old days. He had even played a
concert with our band here a few weeks previously. When we started his
part of the show he appeared on stage, resplendent in a bright yellow
jump suit, as if he had just arrived by parachute. This came off later
on, when it got too warm, but the effect on the audience was as startling
as his astounding drum technique.
He was always a sensational drummer;
the only jazz drummer in Britain that I know of using two bass drums;
the only one capable of matching, and often out–performing, the classical
percussionists. He was a good friend of the late Buddy Rich and played
many times with both Buddy and Louie Bellson. He is unstinting in his
praise of other drummers. If I mention the name of any another drummer
he will look deep into my eyes and say, ‘Now he’s a very good drummer.’
He was a pal of Jock Cummings in
the old days, so much so that he and Jock used to swap jobs from time
to time, with Eric going over to the Squadronaires and Jock taking over
the drum chair with Geraldo for a few months until they changed back again.
In 1995 Eric was invited to perform
at the Royal College of Music, London with some of the finest drummers
and percussionists from across Europe. They included Heinz von Moisy,
Cad Palmer and Lloyd Ryan, timpanists David Searcey and Janos Keszei,
the percussion section of the Philharmonia Orchestra, tuned percussion
specialists Bill Molenhof and Jean Geofhoy, World Scots Pipe Band Drummer
Jim Kilpatrick; Heather Corbett, Graham C. Johns, Nigel Shipway and Michael
Skinner. He went over to the college and overwhelmed them all with his
spellbinding technique.
Born in Acton on May 22nd 1924
into a musical family Eric soon began playing drums and at age 10 was
in his first group, with his mother on piano and his father on banjo.
From then on there was no holding him and at 16 he was named Britain’s
Best Swing Drummer. Now known as the Drum Genius he took a tour with the
Royal Kiltie Juniors, the band that also started off the late Bert Courtley
on his career. Later on, Bert was to play in the trumpet section of Eric’s
big band, together with Albert Hall and George Bradley.
Eric became, in turn, Drummer of
the Year and Musician of the Year, later winning the Band of the Year
award. He has played everywhere and with everyone. His hit record of Oranges
and Lemons was chosen as the signature tune for a BBC show. His exploits
and accomplishments would fill a book.
But hush…
…It’s another night, later in the
year, same place and we’re waiting once more. The lights are dimming,
that low bass note is pulsing, raising the tension.
There is a sudden explosion of
timpani, a blaze of light, clouds of smoke. This time we are expecting
it, but still rise from our seats in shock and anticipation.
And here he comes! Oh yes! Here
he comes again, oh, my pounding heart! It’s The Magnificent Delaney!
Hold on to your seats!
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